Karaoké Horse Outside Colin Graham

I'm at Amanda's weddin' in a church on Thomas Street

I'm lookin' at the bridesmaid

She's lookin' back at me

When the service ends

I ask her if she wants a lift

Back to the hotel and if it goes well maybe we can shift

She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy and he offered me a spin

Enda has a Honda so I might just go with him

And Darren Gibney said he'd bring me in his Subaru

So what the fuck would make you think

I'd wanna go with you

I said Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

Fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride

I've a horse outside

She said I don't believe ya

I said It's fuckin' true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes in nineteen-ninety-two

I don't need insurance

I don't need no parkin' space

And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face

I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT

You'll arrive in style when you ride with me

And the boys are walkin' over jinglin' their keys

I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

Fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride

I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby

Bless my soul

I rode that fucker 'round the field back since he was a foal

He runs a bit like Shergar and he jumps like Tír na Nóg

He looks like Billy Piper after half a bag of jokes

And the boys are lookin' jealous as I lead them all away

And just before I close the door

I looked at her and say

Would you be my girl

She said I will of course if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse

Yeah fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

Fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

Fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride

I've a horse outside