Karaoké That's My Story Collin Raye

I came in as the sun came up

She glared at me over her coffee cup

She said where you been? so I thought real hard and said

I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard

She said you don't know it boy but you just blew it

And I said well that's my story and I'm sticking to it

That's my story oh that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it

But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

I got that deer-in-the-headlight look

She read my face like the cover of a book and said

Don't expect me to believe all that static

'Cos just last week I threw that hammock in the attic

My skin got so thin you could see right through it

And I stuttered well that's my story and I'm stickin' t-to it

That's my story oh that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it

But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know the time comes when a wise man knows the best thing that he can do

Is just look her in the eye and beg for mercy and face the bitter truth

Well honey me and the boys played cards all night

There wasn't no hanky-panky not a woman in sight

I know I should've called and baby I I

I'm really sorry

But get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry

You know how much I love ya darling I'm ready to prove it

And that's my story and

I'm sticking to it

That's my story oh that's my story

Well I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it

But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know I ain't gonna do a thing darling unless you approve it

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it