Karaoké Getting Married Today Company (comédie musicale)

Bless this day

Pinnacle of life

Husband joined to wife

The heart leaps up to behold this golden day

Today is for Amy

Amy I give you the rest of my life

To cherish and to keep you

To honor you forever

Today is for Amy

My happily soon-to-be

Wife

Amy

We're finaly getting married

Pardon me, is everybody here

Because if everybody's here

I wanna thank you all for coming to the wedding

I'd appreciate your going even more

I mean you must have lots of better things to do

And not a word of it to Paul

Remember Paul

You know the man

I'm gonna marry but I'm not

'Cos I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is

Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers

Thank you all

Now it's back to the showers

Don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today

Bless this day

Tragedy of life

Husband joined to wife

The heart sinks down and feels dead

This dreadful day

Listen everybody

Look I don't know what you're waiting for

A wedding, what's a wedding

It's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever

Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard and which is followed by a honeymoon

Where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut and want to kill me which he should

Thanks a bunch but I'm not getting married

Go have lunch 'cos I'm not getting married

You've been grand but I'm not getting married

Don't just stand there

I'm not getting married

And don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today

Go, can't you go

Why is nobody listening

Goodbye, go and cry at another person's wake

If you're quick for a kick you could pick up a christening but please, on my knees

There's a human life at stake

Listen everybody

I'm afraid you didn't hear or do you wanna see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you

It isn't only Paul who would be ruining his life

You know we'll both of us be losing our identities

I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage

I'm not well so I'm not getting married

You've been swell but I'm not getting married

Clear the hall 'cos I'm not getting married

Thank you all but I'm not getting married

Don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today

Bless this bride

Totally insane

Slipping down the drain

And bless this day in our hearts as it starts to rain

Today is for Amy

Go, can't you go

Look you know I adore you all

Amy I give you the rest of my life but why watch me die like Eliza on the ice

To cherish and to keep you

Look perhaps I'll collapse in the apse right before you all

To honor you forever

So take back the cake

Burn the shoes and boil the rice

Today is for Amy

My happily soon-to-be wife

Look I didn't wanna have to tell you but I may be coming down with hepatitis and I think I'm gonna faint

So if you wanna see me faint

I'll do it happily but wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral

My adorable wife

So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates

Thirty-seven butter knives

Forty-seven paperweights

Fifty-seven candle holders

One more thing

I am not getting married

But I'm not getting married

Softly said

With this ring

Still I'm not getting married

See I'm not getting married

I thee wed

Let us pray that we're not

Let us pray and we are getting married today getting married today

Amen