Karaoké Dale Dickens (RIP) Cooper Alan

Katie was a small town homecomin' queen

Started datin' Dale when she was nineteen

Her paw thought Aw naw

Dale's just dumb

But Katie swore her heart and her mind were made up

She started seein' when Dale started drinkin'

He'd start yellin' for no damn reason

Kiss her then hit her

Say somethin's wrong with her

But she'd still make him that finger lickin' chicken

Then-a one day she caught Dale rollin' in the hay

Called up her girls

Said Here's the thing

Grab a shovel and a double barrel

Meet me at the bar and that's how the whole thing started

She went Hi ho

The whiskey flows

I think my ex has got to go

Take a little nap in a burlap sack

Take a little trip where he don't come back

Hey hey whatcha say

I know this sounds all kinda cra-a-azy

But he's got mean and beatin'

Cheatin' runnin' through him

Don't feel bad that boy has it comin' to him

Well Katie said Girls now here's the plan

I know none of us ever killed a man

Jenny said We can probably fit him in my truck

Still got a little blood from when I killed that buck

Becky said I got a fresh set of knives in case they might come in handy tonight

Brenda said I got a big mop and gloves

Reckon little Pine-Sol'll clean him on up

We can take him to the lake and make it look just like he drank and ran his boat into a log in the fog and it sank

And they had their plan so they raised a toast

Said Dale's so dumb no one's ever gonna know

Hi ho

The whiskey flows

I think my ex has got to go

Take a little nap in a burlap sack

Take a little trip where he don't come back

Hey hey whatcha say

I know this sounds all kinda cra-a-azy

But he's got mean and beatin'

Cheatin' runnin' through him

Don't feel bad that boy has it comin' to him

They took care of Dale and disappeared

Not a trace, no case

They were outta here

And legend has it they're in Mexico

And if you get 'em drunk you can hear them go

Hi ho

The whiskey flows

My ex is dead, he had to go

Take a little nap in a burlap sack

Take a little trip and he never came back

Hey hey whatcha say

I know this sounds all kinda cra-a-azy

But he had mean and beatin'

Cheatin' runnin' through him

Don't feel bad that boy has it comin' to him

Guarantee that no one's gonna miss him

Don't feel bad that boy has it comin' to him