Karaoké Feel Like Hell Today Cooper Alan

I got a spam call at five A.M.

The damn trash man missed my bin

And my neighbor's dog did his business on my fresh-mowed lawn again

I was tryin' to get to work on time but the mailman blocked my drive

And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla in that spot he knows is mine

Some days people just suck but I got my mind made up

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

No P.O.S. gon' take a piss on my parade

I got too much life to live and too few shits to give

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

Even if my ex goes round lyin'

Boss man tries to keep me all nightin'

Karen in the comments keeps typin'

I'll be doin' just fine

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

No P.O.S. gon' take a piss on my parade

I got too much life to live and too few shits to give

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

I'm bein' gosh damn good dawg

If you got a job that sucks and if the taxman takes too much

Yeah and if you need a strong one here's a sing-along one

Go on raise it on up

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

No P.O.S. gon' take a piss on my parade

I got too much life to live and too few shits to give

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

I got too much life to live and too few shits to give

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today