Karaoké Plead the Fifth Cooper Alan

I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight

They say I was drunk

I threw a punch

I called some big ol' bouncer dumb

So he kicked me out

I snuck back inside

And that's how I got these two black eyes

I got lonely

Called my ex

Said Can I come over

She said I guess

So I called a Lyft

He picked me up

'Bout halfway there

I blew some chunks

He kicked me out on Cherry Street

'Bout that time I saw blue lights blink

Said You can't be here

Can't sleep here

So I went to the quick mart

Bought a beer

Went back to where that cop was parked and I poured that High Life on his car

And he put me in the back with a dude named Mark

Wound up at the station and here we are

When I see that judge at eight A.M.

I know my rights and I'll tell him

I plead the fifth

I did some shit when I was drunk last night

I raised some hell

I posted bail but I won't testify

It all went south and I ain't proud but a good time ain't no crime

I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight

So I called my brother

He got me out

Said Sleep it off there on my couch

'Bout four o'clock it was happy hour and I've always been a sucker for a whiskey sour

I thought I'd have just one then

Somehow two turned into ten

And I thought Oh hell here we go again

And some pretty girl gave me a grin

We stumbled into some different place

Right 'bout that time

I saw my face

On a poster up on the wall

Said Don't serve this guy alcohol

Then she asked me Hey

Ain't that you

What the hell'd you do

I plead the fifth

I did some shit when I was drunk last night

I raised some hell

I posted bail but I won't testify

It all went south and I ain't proud but a good time ain't no crime

I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight wooh

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

Don't know what I did but I didn't do it

I plead the fifth

I did some shit when I was drunk last night

I raised some hell

I posted bail but I won't testify

It all went south and I ain't proud but a good time ain't no crime

I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight

It all went south and I ain't proud but a good time ain't no crime

I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight