Karaoké Truck Got Stuck Corb Lund

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up

The Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut

Which eventually pulled out the Ford with some difficulty

Well more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years

Caused financial joys and biblical fears

It caused some smiles it caused some tears

But more to the point of our story

For the first time in the collective memory that old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long

Was very muddy

Boggy and sticky

We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in

And motors would roar and tires would spin

We'd sink right down

Down to the diff and we'd all take turns and do it again

'Till no one could move

We'd call one more friend

Come on out here we need you

Bring your truck

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up

The Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut

Which eventually pulled out the Ford and the Toyota

They got me stuck in the mud so they couldn't rehearse and Chavase too has missed his work

Richie he now fears the worst

He stood up his ex wife

She called him a jerk

Course Holman didn't have nothin' better to do 'cept ranch and ranch and ranch and ranch

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up

The Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut which eventually pulled out the Ford

Well it was truck after truck

We all got stuck 'cept the big old four by hutterite truck

And we all thought

Lord are we in luck

But he wouldn't come anywhere near us

Mighty neighborly

Mighty neighborly

We used a lot of our backs

A little of our brains

We jacked up the jacks and snugged up the chains

We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin'

We put what timbers we had underneath the wheels

And we was all out of sand but managed to steal

Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see

That oughta give us some traction

Yeah that's right

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck

But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up

The Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut

Which eventually pulled out the Ford

And the moral of the story is

We spilled genetically modified canola seed that was genetically modified for controllin' the weeds

And for big old yields and margarine oil raised hell all over that virgin prairie soil

Agriculture Canada is definitely

Definitely gonna be lookin' for us