Karaoké X-M@$ Corey Taylor
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Oh ho ho ho
Uh huh uh huh uh uh
Ah hah Jesus
There ain't nothin' more depressin' than a pine tree gussied up with candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seepin' through my walls
Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothin' but there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools but it'll surely make a fool out of every man
Hah
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of Jack and Coke
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 'cos I ain't ever anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fuckin' infantile
I think we collectively as a people should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world
Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change
Before we spend it all on fuckin' toys
Hah
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
Fah la la la la go fuck yourself
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of gettin' stoned
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this goddamn Scrooge the fuck alone
Hah
Merry fuckin' Christmas
Hi Simon
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