Karaoké Pedestrian at Best Courtney Barnett

I love you, I hate you

I'm on the fence, it all depends

Whether I'm up or down

I'm on the mend

Transcendin' all reality

I like you, despise you

Admire you

What are we gonna do when everything all falls through

I must confess I've made a mess of what should be a small success

But I digress, at least I've tried my very best I guess

This, that, the other

Why even bother

It won't be with me on my deathbed but I'll still be in your head

Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

Tell me I'm exceptional

I promise to exploit you

Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey

I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny

My internal monologue is saturated analog

It's scratched and driftin'

I've become attached to the idea

It's all a shiftin' dream

Bittersweet philosophy

I've got no idea how I even got here

I'm resentful

I'm havin' an existential time crisis

Want bliss

Daylight savings won't fix this mess

Under-worked and over-sexed

I must express my disinterest

The rats are back inside my head

What would Freud have said

Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

Tell me I'm exceptional

I promise to exploit you

Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey

I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny

I wanna wash out my head with turpentine, cyanide

I decide this internal diatribe

When I try to catch you right

I hate seein' you cry in the kitchen, I don't know why it affects me like this

When you're not even mine to consider

Erroneous, harmonious

I'm hardly sanctimonious

Dirty clothes

I suppose we all outgrow ourselves

I'm a fake

I'm a phony

I'm awake

I'm alone, I'm homely

I'm a scorpio

Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

Tell me I'm exceptional

I promise to exploit you

Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey

I think you're a joke but I don't find you very fun

Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you

Tell me I'm exceptional

I promise to exploit you

Give me all your money and I'll make some origami honey

I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny