Karaoké Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy

And I've had my lungs checked out with X rays

I've smelled the hospital hallways

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime

Times when the day is like a play by Sartre

When it seems a book burning's in perfect order

I gave the doctor my description

I've tried to stick to my prescriptions

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime

Whoa, afternoons will be measured out

Measured out measured with coffee spoons and TS Eliot

Maybe if I could do a play by play back

I could change the test results that I will get back

I watched the summer evenings pass by

I've heard the rattle in my bronchi

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline

Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime

Whoa, afternoons will be measured out

Measured out measured with coffee spoons and TS Eliot

Afternoons will be measured out

Measured out measured with coffee spoons and TS Eliot