Karaoké And God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

After seven days he was quite tired so God said

Let there be a day just for picnics with wine and bread

He gathered up some people he had made

Created blankets and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine and what with God there they asked him questions

Like do you have to eat or get your hair cut in heaven?

And if your eye got poked out in this life

Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them

The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

So he said, once there was a boy who woke up with blue hair

To him it was a joy until he ran out into warm air

He thought of how his friends would come to see

And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them

The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

The people sat waiting out on their blankets in the garden

But God said nothing so someone asked him

I beg your pardon

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke

Was that a parable or a very subtle joke?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them

The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him