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Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back his hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when the car had smashed so hard

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Once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room

But when they finally made her they saw birthmarks all over her body

She couldn't quite explain it they'd always just been there

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But both girl and boy were glad

'Cos one kid has worse than that

'Cos then there was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school

And when they went to their church they shook and lurched all over the church floor

He couldn't quite explain it they'd always just gone there

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