Karaoké Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies man

He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like that

Quick as a cat in the jungle

But Clark Kent

Now there was a real gent

He would not be caught sittin' around in no jungle scape dumb as an ape doin' nothin'

Superman never made any money savin' the world from Solomon Grundy

And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

Hey Bob

Supe had a straight job

Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the United States

Well he had the strength but he would not

Folks said his family were all dead

Planet crumbled but

Superman he forced himself to carry on

Forget Krypton and keep goin'

Superman never made any money savin' the world from Solomon Grundy

And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes

But he could hardly string together four words

I Tarzan, you Jane

Sometimes when Supe was stoppin' crimes

I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man

Join Tarzan in the forest

But he stayed in the city

Kept on changin' clothes in dirty old phone booths 'till his work was through

Had nothin' to do but go on home

Superman never made any money savin' the world from Solomon Grundy

And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

Sometimes I despair the world will never see another man

Like him