Karaoké Feeling Kinda Naughty Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Rachel Bloom)

Hey cutie, don't know if you knew but I've kinda got a girl crush on you

You're everything that I wish I could be

Gonna tell you what

I wanna do to you

I wanna lock you in a basement with soundproof walls and take over your identity

I wanna cut the silky hair right off your head and slurp it up like spaghetti

Wanna clone you and consume you

Wanna own you and cartoon you

Fly your dirty panties like a kite

'Cos I-I-I-I'm feelin' kinda naughty tonight

Sorry, I said that creepy stuff out loud

That was super rando

I meant to say I wanna do cutesy stuff

Like pillow fight or go swimmin' commando

I wanna kill you and wear your skin like a dress

But then also have you see me in the dress

And be like

OMG, you look so cute in my skin

I wanna lock you in a basement but in that basement you would also be my personal trainer

Break into your mom's house collect your baby teeth and turn them into my new retainer

Cook your spit into a chowder

Dry your sweat into a powder

And do lines of you all through the night

'Cos I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm feelin' kinda naughty

Take measurements of your body

Then go up to a surgeon

Make my body like your body

Like that film with Liberace

'Cos I'm feelin' kinda naughty tonight