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I've thought about him for so long

Those memories are crystal clear

I was so young

He was so big and strong

I can't believe that he's right here

I was such an innocent girl when we first met

He opened up my eyes

Showed me a whole new world so how could I ever forget the first penis I saw

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And of all the penises I've seen his had the biggest impact and by that what I mean

Is it really made me drop my jaw 'cos it was the very first penis I saw

A few times before

I'd felt it through his pants and just generally kinda rubbed it

But that night I decided to take a chance

I took it out and he really seemed to love it

I didn't know what to do next

I didn't have that part planned

He said Let me show you some basic moves and then he took my hand

And taught me all about the

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Not the dirtiest

Also not the cleanest

In terms of penis

I really was the greenest

I was in total awe of the very first penis I saw

I was so eager

I couldn't hide my keenness

Everything about it seemed quite ingenious

I couldn't find a single flaw in the first penis

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