Karaoké Gettin' Bi Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Pete Gardner)

I don't know how

I don't know why

But I like ladies and I like guys

I realize it's a surprise

But now I see that that's just me

It's not like I even try

So if you ask me how I'm doing here is my reply

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

Oh yeah, I'm lettin' my bi flag fly

Not gonna hide it not gonna lie

I'm a bi kinda guy

There's no reason to be shy

My, oh, my, it's a fact I can't deny

I'm bi, bi, bi until the day I die

Now some may say

Are you just gay

Why don't you just go gay all the way

But that's not it 'cos bi's legit

Whether you're a he or a she we might be a perfect fit

And one more thing

I tell you what

Being bi does not imply that you're a player or a slut

Sure, I like sex

Please make him stop

But I'm no ho

I take things slow until I feel at ease

So if you ask me how I'm doing

I'm feeling peppy sprightly, spry

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

And it's something

I'd like to demystify

It's not a phase

I'm not confused

Not indecisive

I don't have the gotta choose blues

I don't care if you wear high heels or a tie

You might just catch my eye because I'm definitely bi

Big man

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

It doesn't take an intellectual to get that I'm bisexual