Karaoké Let's Generalize About Men Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Right now we're angry and sad

It's our right to get righteously mad

At every member of the opposite sex

Oh God we hate them

Let's not distinguish between them at all

Let's just drink a lot more alcohol

And then high-five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements

Let's generalize about men

Let's generalize about men

Let's take one bad thing about one man and then apply it to all of them

Let's conflate all the guys

Let's generalize about men

Generalize about men

All men are completely repressed

Uh huh

All men only want to have sex

There are no exceptions

All three billion men are like this

All three point six billion men

All three point six billion men

All men are emotionally stunted

When asked how they feel every man's always grunted

And why do men never listen and only think about themselves

As opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves

Ooh I hear you girl

Let's generalize about men

Ooh I hear you girl

Let's generalize about men

Let's get super-lit and not admit this is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then

Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men

Generalize about men

All men are stupid and childish even the ones who are smart and mature

All every man does every day is watch porn, eat wings burp, fart and snore

Gay men are all really great

Every single one

They're never mean just sassy

They're all completely adorable and fun

So let's focus for now on straight men

Focus for now on straight men

Let's just generalize about them

Generalize about them

They're all monsters

They're murderers

They're rapists

Wait I have sons

Your sons are gonna be rapists

Your sons are gonna be rapists