Karaoké My Band D12

I don't know dude

I think everybody's all jealous and shit 'cos I'm like the

Lead singer of a band dude

And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cos once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage right drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

What's up ladies my name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby

They're all like

Oh my god it's him

Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem

I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock

Please Marshall please let me suck your cock

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'Cos they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

'Cos I told him Jessica

Alba's my wife to be

This rock star shit it's the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me because these

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cos once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band baby

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you

ADAT how come we don't rap on Pro Tools

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in a van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph you is a liar

And no I'm Swift

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room

'Cos our shit is looking smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap it's simple but all

I did was read a

Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intact tryna get on the map

Doin' jumping jacks while get whipped on my back

Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

Yeah I know man by himself taking all the flicks

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

No I had an interview not you two

You gon' be late for soundcheck

But our mics are screwed up

You know what man

I'mma say something

Hey yo Em

You got something to say

Man no

I thought you was about to

Tell him off man what's up

Man I'mma tell him when

I feel like it man shut up

And you ain't even back me up

When we supposed to be crew

When I was 'bout to talk right after you

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cos once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers rock but the group does not

Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Every time I hear

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments

So why he get ninety and we only get ten percent

And these guys acting funny every area code

Bitch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage security in my way

God damn it I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

'Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video

I was in the back

Superman video

I was in the back

For the media

I got some suggestions

Fuck Marshall ask us the questions

Like Who's D12

How we get started

Bitch are you retarded

Anyway I'm the popularest

Guy in the group

Big ass stomach bitches think I'm cute

Fifty told me to do

Sit-ups to get buff

Did two and a half and couldn't get up

Fuck D12 I'm outta this band

I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

And it just tears

My ass apart to know that you don't know my name

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cos once I blow I know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band

Oh ooh yeah

I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take off their underpants

I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa

Makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa

Oh oh well look out for my next single it's called My Salsa

My salsa, salsa, salsa

Salsa, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants my salsa

Where'd everybody go