Karaoké Purple Pills D12

Uh

Yo, yo, yo, yo

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of Valium inside her palm

It's mister Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

Roll up on you like

Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by six people and five I hit

Aw shit, I started a mosh pit

Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids

These shrooms make me hallucinate

Then I sweat 'till I start losin' weight 'till I see dumb shit start happenin'

Dumber than Vanilla

Ice tryin' to rap again

So bounce, bounce

Come on, bounce

I said come on, bounce

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce

Not weed, I meant coke dumb-ass, sit down

We don't bullshit better ask around

D-twelve throws the bombest bash in town

Bizarre, your mom is passin' out

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

Fuck that, someone help Denaun

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn

Hey Von you see me steppin' on these leprechauns

It gotta be acid 'cos the X is gone

Yeah I took 'em all dawg with some Parmesan

And I think my arm is gone

No, it's probably numb

Young, dumb, and full of cum

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue

Scary-ass, it was a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on

Well, stop actin' stupid

You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit

Yeah, I think I did too much

This substance equals cuffs

Red pills, blue pills, and green

Big pills Mescaline

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us

Shady brothers, ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other

Some, some, some, somethin' somethin', some, I don't know

Pop pills, pills I pop

Pop two pills, on stilts I walk

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk

Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk

I wanna roll away like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm old and gray look for dope to smoke?

No? Okey-doke, I'm packin' my nose with coke

Am I supposed to choke?

Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Ah, poor baby born by a whore lady

Now I gotta strangle an infant

I pop four E's at one time

And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine

Hey, you got any shrooms?

Does Bizarre smoke crack

We can't get jobs 'cos our arms show tracks

Why the hell you niggas think I rap

We do it just to get your company hijacked

If you like smack then I might too

I just wanna get high like you

Hey, white or blue

Sweet shrooms down the Valiums

Even smoke weed out of vacuums, I just copped some and I'm goin' back soon

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I'm at a rave, lookin' like a slave high off chronic

Gin and tonic demonic

Body smell like vomit

Pussy poppin', acid droppin'

Dope-heady guy

Heroin mescaline

Pencil leads, wanna try

Blue pills, golden seals

Got Bizarre actin' ill

Drugs kill

Bitch, I'm for real

Shut yo' mouth you dirty slut

You know you want it in your butt

I'll put it in your cunt

Let Bizarre nut

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us

Shady brothers, ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other

Some, some, some, somethin' somethin', some, I don't know