Karaoké Rusty Chevrolet Da Yoopers

Dashin' through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet

Down the road I go slidin' all the way

I need new piston rings

I need some new snow tires

My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire

Oh rust and smoke

The heater's broke

The door just blew away

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray hey

The frame is bent

The muffler went

The radio it's okay

Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

I went to the IGA to get some Christmas cheer

I just passed up my two front tires and it's gettin' hard to steer

Skiddin' down the highway right past the Negaunee cops

I had to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop

Oh rust and smoke

The heater's broke

The door just blew away

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray hey

The frame is bent

The muffler went

The radio it's okay

Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

Bouncin' through the snowdrifts in a big blue cloud of smoke

People laugh as I drive by

I wonder what's the joke

I got to get to Shop-Ko to pick up the lay-away

'Cos Santa Claus is comin' soon in his big old rusty sleigh

Oh rust and smoke

The heater's broke

The door just blew away

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray hey

The frame is bent

The muffler went

The radio it's okay

Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

Rust and smoke

The heater's broke

The door just blew away

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray hey

The frame is bent

The muffler went

The radio it's okay

Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet