Karaoké Dick in My Nightstand Danae Hays

Where does the time go

Thanks for the nachos and two-for-one tacos

Good thing tequila does what it does

I didn't catch feelings but I caught a buzz

Yeah I see you talkin'

I'm over here smilin' 'cos I'm fantasizin' 'bout

Ridin' my Chevy off into the sun as soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone

'Cos there's somethin' better waitin' at home

I got a dick in my nightstand

I can use with my left hand

When I'm alone it always treats me right

Never too tired on a Friday night

Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan

Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land

But me

I got a dick in my nightstand

Ooh yeah

All of my friends think that I need affection but I found perfection

It doesn't talk when I'm tryin' to read

It doesn't poke me when I'm tryin' to sleep

I got a dick in my nightstand

I can use with my left hand

When I'm alone it always treats me right

Never too tired on a Friday night

Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan

Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land but me

I got a dick in my nightstand

It doesn't get mad at me when I wanna watch

Grey's Anatomy

Won't piss on the toilet seat or drag me to an Applebee's

I got a dick in my nightstand

I can use with my left hand

When I'm alone it always treats me right

Never too tired on a Friday night

Some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan

Picket fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land

Oh but me

I got a dick in my nightstand

You know I do

I see you talkin'

I'm over here smilin' 'cos I'm fantasizin' 'bout

Ridin' my Chevy off into the sun as soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone

Dammit

The batteries are dead