Karaoké Honkytonk Life Darryl Worley

Well I think I'm in Kansas maybe Missouri

The truth is

I really ain't sure

But I've been in this van going on fifteen hours

My back and my butt

God they hurt

There's a sign up ahead flashing in red from Nashville appearing tonight

It's always the same they misspell my name

Still I love the honkytonk life

Hey Soir, grab the guitars and I'll get the speakers

Could somebody plug in my amp

If we hurry they'll feed us before we go on

And I'll work it out with the man

Sometimes the beer's free and sometimes it's half price and sometimes there's no beer at all

But me and the boys'll be making some noise either way 'till they give that last call

And the guys will be drinking the girls will be dancing dancing up there on the bar

This joint's got an atmosphere

Blue Collar cold beer

Decidedly come as you are

I could quit all this road stuff go back to my real job and put in a straight nine to five

But I love the neon and I love the people and I love the honkytonk life

I got a wink from a barmaid straight out of a magazine

Man, that girl's breaking my heart

Now I've got ten after but according to tavern time this gig is fixing to start

This crowd here is rowdier the girls here are prettier than any place we've ever played

You got us boys thinking if y'all keep on drinkin' tonight we might all just get paid

And the guys will be drinking the girls will be dancing dancing up there on the bar

This joint's got an atmosphere

Blue Collar cold beer decidedly come as you are

I could quit all this road stuff go back to my real job and put in a straight nine to five

But I love the neon and I love the people and I love the honkytonk life

Yeah I love the neon and I love the people and I love the honkytonk life

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