Karaoké Misanthropic Drunken Loner Days N' Daze

My breakfast is straight out the medicine cabinet

A remedy for the aftermath of my habits

Sometimes it's the ones who try to help that hurt the most

I feel like we're playin' tug of war and I'm the rope and I'm stretched to the limit but you keep on pullin' it

I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind

I'm gonna lose my mind

I wanna hide away in the back of a cave

At the top of a mountain where no one can hear me

And no one can see me so I don't have to deal with them and they don't have to deal with me

'Cos relationships are overrated

Maybe I'm just tired and jaded

But I'm sorry I just like myself more than I like you

So call me anti-social

Call it masturbation

So call me anti-social

Call it masturbation

Either way it's a solo operation

Either way it's a solo operation

I'm just far more comfortable

I'm just far more comfortable alone alone

It appears that apathy

It appears that apathy has gotten the best of me has gotten the best of me

'Cos I'm so tired of you talkin' my ear off about all your problems

I just can't fix

I don't appreciate this unwanted company

And your constant chatter reminds me why

I'd rather you leave me be

So call me anti-social

Call it masturbation

So call me anti-social

Call it masturbation

Either way it's a solo operation

Either way it's a solo operation

I'm just far more comfortable

I'm just far more comfortable alone alone

'Cos people are ugly

'Cos people are ugly and people are hateful and people are hateful

Destructive and greedy

Destructive and greedy

We're proud and ungrateful

We're proud and ungrateful

The world would be so much

The world would be so much better off without us better off without us

Swallow a bullet

We're all compost in trainin'

Or a handful of pills and there's graves left to fill

There's graves left to fill

Distract ourselves to make us feel like

Distract ourselves to make us feel like we're not just mistakes we're not just mistakes

Distract ourselves to make us feel like

Distract ourselves to make us feel like we're not just mistakes we're not just mistakes

It seems that everybody always

It seems that everybody always has a bone to pick has a bone to pick

A promise to break

Never again

A promise to break

Never again will I make that mistake will I make that mistake

Of trustin' anyone

Trustin' anyone

Trustin' anyone

This is my misanthropic confession

Human beings are a waste of breath and

Don't think I exclude myself

I'm an asshole just like you

'Cos people are ugly

I'm an asshole just like you

'Cos people are ugly and people are hateful and people are hateful

Destructive and greedy

Destructive and greedy

We're proud and ungrateful

We're proud and ungrateful

The world would be so much

The world would be so much better off without us better off without us

So swallow a bullet

We're all compost in trainin'

Or a handful of pills and there's graves left to fill

There's graves left to fill

Distract ourselves to make us feel like

Distract ourselves to make us feel like we're not just mistakes we're not just mistakes

Distract ourselves to make us feel like we're not just mistakes

My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet