Karaoké Wet Dazey and the Scouts

All alone in my bedroom with the lights turned down and my roommate gone

I know it's over still I cling on

'Cos I'm my own right-hand girl and I don't need anyone but

Sometimes I miss your stupid face and your taste and your smokin' gun

It's so depressin' how the tear ducts in my eyes

They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs

Oh oh oh I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry

It keeps me wet

You know you keep me wet 'till I run dry-y-y-y

It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy

Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold dark earth caressin' me

'Cos I'm six feet under nearly and I don't have anyone but

This wouldn't be the first or last time that both my tears and I have come

It's so depressin' how the tear ducts in my eyes

They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs

Oh oh oh I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry

It keeps me wet

You keep me wet 'till I run dry-y-y-y

Oh ho ho ho ho

My blood runs cold

My thoughts are plasmic from not lettin' go

And lettin' go could be orgasmic but I guess I wouldn't know wooh

It's so depressin' how the tear ducts in my eyes

They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs

Oh oh I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry

It keeps me wet

You know you keep me wet 'till I run dry-y-y-y

Oh ho ho ho ho

Woah ho ho ho

Ooh