Karaoké Too Drunk to Fuck Dead Kennedys

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rollin' down the stairs

Too drunk to fuck

I'm too drunk to fuck

Yeah too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

I'm too drunk, too drunk

Too drunk to fuck

I like your stories

I love your gun

Shootin' out truck tires

Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead

Ah too drunk to fuck

I'm too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

It's all I need right now

Too drunk to fuck

Ah too drunk to fuck

Yeah too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold

Too drunk to fuck

I'm 'bout to drop

My head's a mess

The only salvation is

I'll never see you again

You give me head

It makes it worse

Take out your fuckin' retainer

Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck

You're too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

It's all I need right now

Oh baby

I'm meltin' like an ice cream bar oh baby

And now I got diarrhea

Too drunk to fuck

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Ooh