Karaoké New Age Girl Deadeye Dick

Oh deeh dah lah dah sheeh moh leeh deesh ting ah lah

Ah lah vah sheeh moh leh mah new lah ah lah wah nah

Ah lah wah eeh arh, aw

I've got a new age girl environmentalist girl

She has a crystal necklace

Though her vibes are rather reckless

Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind

And she wonders without knowing where did we begin

Mary Moon she's a vegetarian

Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians

Aw she loves me so she hates to be alone

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

You know she drives a wind car it doesn't get her far

But it gets her to where she's goin' to where that is wish I knew

Don't know where she's goin' and

I don't know where she's been

All I know that lovin' her is gotta be a sin

Mary Moon she's a vegetarian

Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians

Aw she loves me so she hates to be alone

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

Mary Moon will you hesitate

Don't segregate your thoughts from your emotions

I know devotion isn't way up high

Mary Moon she's a vegetarian

Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians

Mary Moon she's an intellectual

Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual

Mary Moon oh Mary Moon

Mary Moon she's the one for me me, whoa