Karaoké Let's Run Away Together Death Becomes Her (Jennifer Simard & Christopher Sieber)

Poor baby

You lonely bastard

Can't you see how that monster has used you

You're not her husband

You're just a tissue

One final blow then she'll throw you away

But I got a plan and you're the man I know

I need to do it Ernest

I need to do it Ernest

Do uh what exactly

End Madeline

Oh

Don't look so scared

You know you want it

A simple fix for the years she's abused you

Then poof she's gone

Bye Mad we'll miss you

You had fun now there's hell to pay

Just do what I do and Ernest dear I guarantee that once she's through it's me and you and you and me

We'll start a new life

Put Ex in front of Wife

Once Madeline's dead and buried in a ditch

What

Let's run away together

Let's run away and be wild

Let's build a house in the woods

I'll forage for goods while you carry my child

Let's run away together

Let's leave the madness behind

We'll hide her corpse without a trace

I'll change my name

You'll change your face

'Till everything is perfect

La la la la la la

La la la la ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha Helen you're acting a little insane

I don't like that word Ernest

The only thing that's insane

Is we haven't spent the last ten years wrapped in each other's arms because of her

She stole my life

She made me cuckoo

She's why I spent four years locked in that Health Spa

She took it all and left me nothin' but a penchant for bingein' and rage

But enough of me

You sexy man tell me how

I can convince you Ernest

Shh

I can't believe we're even, we

We shouldn't even be talking about

It will be quick

Just how you like it

Zero mess unless you've got a bonesaw, no

We'll be precise

We'll stage a story of an actress cast out for her age

They'll think she's cracked

A tragic end for all to see

Her final act they'll eat it up and we'll be free

An innocent pair

My fingers in your hair while Madeline's decomposin' in the ground

Let's run away together

Let's run away to Paris

Let's go make love in the park

Eat bread in the dark while you spread me like brie

Let's run away together

Zou zou bisou

Let's get out now while there's time

You either stay and life gets worse or get your balls out of her purse

And join me to make perfect

La la la la la la

La la la la ha ha ha ha

I am not saying I'll go along with any of this

It's barbaric

But just out of curiosity how would we do it

Well

Off the top of my head

You could take this Narconol

Dust it lightly on her wine glass

She drinks from it, passes out

We drive her up to Mulholland

Dump liquor all over her

Release the brake and the next thing you know

They're fishin' her out of

Jack Nicholson's pool

By the time they perform the autopsy the Narconol has dissolved leavin' only traces of alcohol

She's classified as just another drunk driver and we walk off into the sunset together

Again just spitballin'

Helen

What

I can't

You can

You can't

I can't

I can, I can

You can

You can, we can

We can

Run away together

Ha ha ha ha

Run away together

Ha ha ha ha

Let's make our new life begin

It's now or never, take your pick but don't think too hard

Make it quick

It's what we have to do 'cos once that bitch is through we've won

She's done

Let's run away

Zou zou bisou