Karaoké Tell Me, Ernest Death Becomes Her

So tell me Ernest what would you do to me aesthetically

A lift, a tuck

A freeze, a suck

Some filler in the chin

Oh goodness no

No really tell me Ernest if you had your way with me medically

Are we talking face, chest, thighs, breasts

Oh God

I don't know where to begin

What about the vein on my leg

I stressed it out from doing squats on the reg

Do you have time on Tuesday to squeeze me in

I told you Ernest doesn't really do that

But she's a friend

Tuesday's doable

Mmh doable huh

So tell me Ernest

How much have you seen of me cinematically

The roms, the coms

The rom-coms

The dramas, the dramedies

The straight-to-DVDs

No really Ernest

How often have you watched me

Uh sporadically

I really liked the one where

What you were fighting with a sword

Oh Thrust

That was her first Razzie award

You know I did all my own stunts

I only injured all of my co-stars once

Now swordplay foreplay's one of my specialties

We need another bottle

I must be boring you senseless

I'm just so thrilled that you both are here

Treat her well

I haven't seen her this happy in years

Thank you that's so sincere

Well here here

Cheers

Cheers, cheers

I'm so glad we did this

I'm so glad we did this

Well this has been so much fun but oh gosh look at the time

Oh please you don't have anywhere else to be

Our Helen, always worrying

But tell me Ernest

How's Helen in the sack

Mad

Just curious

I've known this girl for twenty years and never have I ever heard her make a uh uh woah

Hey

Oh lighten up, Ernest

We should be heading back

Uh oh she's furious

Come on now

You know I'm just having fun

Ooh we've only begun

A toast to friends for life

That's right you're stuck with me Ernie

Thank your wife

Well

It's been fun but we gotta go

I think I'm done

Better hit the road

I must be boring you senseless

We must be boring you and

I'm just so thrilled that you both are here

We should do this again

How's next week

How's next year

Cheers

Cheers, I'm

Cheers

Cheers, I'm so glad

So fucking glad so glad

We did this

We did this