Karaoké I Threw Glass at My Friend's Eyes and Now I'm on Probation Destroy Boys

You're ruining my life day by day

The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous

This is disgusting

Like seriously dude what do you think you're doing

You're like way older than me and you're gross

And I don't wanna do that

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do

I really wanna hang out with you

Ooh ooh

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But fuck you

You're so old, dude

Like seriously, what do you think you're doing

Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow

You know, I kinda wish

I had let you do that one thing that one time

But in retrospect it would've been a bad idea, because you don't care about me like

I care about you, so that'd be bad

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do

I really wanna hang out with you

Ooh ooh

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I'm really ironically pissed off right now

I'm feeling quite lost right now

Like in a really big forest like in Lake Tahoe or something

Somewhere big and scary 'cos you're scary as shit, dude

Like, I don't really know what I can tell you

You kinda freak me out but we could be friends

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do

I really wanna hang out with you

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do

I really wanna make out with you

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

Never invite me over ever again

Just kidding, please do

I really wanna hang out with you