Karaoké Freaks of the Industry Digital Underground

Well, we're the freaks

Well, we're the freaks of the industry of the industry

My man Money B

Oh, my mellow Shock G

The freaks of the industry

Uh

And when you see us back stage

And when you see us back stage be prepared to G be prepared to G

Well they say that birds do it bees do it

Do it

Time to freak

Money B gets to it

Not a heavyweight but I go twelve rounds

With a jab and a stick

I'm goin' lick for lick, so

Give me the helmet

I'll be the stunt man

Just relax and I won't front

Like Anita, I'm givin' you the best that I've got

And I'll be takin' it slow never missin' a spot

Yes

Yes caressing your back

We're chest to chest she's kissing on my freckles

I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck

Oh Money B

Oh Money B

Yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'

But it's not a wet dream it's the real

The freaky dog

Dark nasty

Dark nasty

Never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me

Without picking it up pettin' it, teasin' it

Takin' it on home and pleasin' it

'Cos we're the freaks

'Cos we're the freaks of the industry of the industry

You's a freak Money B

You got that Shock G

The freaks of the industry

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us back stage

And when you see us back stage be prepared to G be prepared to G

Say you're G'in'

G'in'

Nobody else is seein'

And the freak that you're wit' is in front of you

Bendin' over naked and she's leanin' on the dresser

Ooh yeah

You're lookin' at her from the rear

Yeah

She looks just like Vanessa

The right stuff

Uh uh

Not Vanessa with the singing career

But the X-rated video queen

Know what I mean

Uh huh

A'ight, here's the scene

You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed

The booty's two feet from your head

Should you A take the time to find a condom

B, you walk right over and you pound 'em

C, tell her that you want her love

Well the answer is D

D all of the above

So you're freakin'

Freakin' the furniture's squeakin'

Squeakin'

She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees

Cheek to cheek and pound for pound

You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around

'Till the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound

Which is cool but your friends

Are chillin' in the other room

The clappin's getting louder you don't want them to clown you

In this situation

What do you do

What

A, you plain and simply back up off her

B, you hit it just a little bit softer

C, you take it out and put it in her butt

Well D is what I do

So yo, listen up

I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap

Under the door

Now they can't see me anymore

Check the locks so they can't clock but they can listen

There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin'

Dissin'

Gettin' back to my mission

Break out the whipped cream and the cherries

Then I go through all the fly positions

My head under her leg under my arm under her toe

She says

I like it when you scream

Baby let yourself go

I hit it and split it

Lick it and quit it

After the ride put my clothes on and walk outside

And before anybody gets a chance to speak

I say yo, don't say nuthin'

I guess I'm just a freak

'Cos we're the freaks

'Cos we're the freaks of the industry of the industry

Oh you's a freak, G

Yo, you worse Money B

The freaks of the industry

The freaks of the industry

And when you see us back stage

And when you see us back stage be prepared to G be prepared to G

Uh

You know what man

You's a freak I seen you with that girl at the hotel after that show last week

And what about that time out there in the park

Shh, don't tell nobody

It's like this

Now if there's a cure for this

Now if there's a cure for this

We don't want it

We don't want it

We'll run from it

We'll run from it

And if there's a remedy

And if there's a remedy

We don't need it

We don't need it

We just eat it

We just eat it

This is to the ladies

I'm a freak

Hey yo, piano man take us out of here man