Karaoké The Humpty Dance Digital Underground

Oh oh tell me baby

Oh oh tell me baby

Oh oh tell me baby

All right stop whatcha doin' 'cos I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to

I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see

So yo world I hope you're ready for me

Now gather round

I'm the new fool in town

And my sound's laid down by the underground

I drink the bottle of Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee

I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

I like to rhyme

I like my beats funky

I'm spunky

I like my oatmeal lumpy

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

Hey yo fat girl come here are ya ticklish?

Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

I'm a freak

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Oh

Come on huh tell me baby

Do the Humpty Hump

Come on and do the Humpty Hump

Check it out y'all

Oh oh tell me baby

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me

Oh oh oh oh do the Humpty Hump

Yeah tell me baby

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump

Oh oh tell me baby y'all come on

Do the Humpty Hump ah ah

Do the Humpty Hump

People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'

That's all right 'cos I get things cookin'

Ya stare, ya glare ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me

I give 'em more see and on the floor B all the girls they adore me

Oh yes ladies

I'm really bein' sincere

'Cos in a sixty-nine my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear

My nose is big huh-huh I'm not ashamed

Big like a pickle

I'm still gettin' paid

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

I get stoopid

I shoot an arrow like Cupid

I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid

I sang on do whatcha like and if ya missed it

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

I also told ya that I like to bite well yeah I guess it's obvious

I also like to write

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

And now I'm gonna do my dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Come on yeah sexy lady

Oh tell me baby

Come on, huh do the Humpty Hump

Oh oh tell me baby

Sexy baby and do the Humpty Hump

Come on and do the

Humpty Hump, huh

Oh oh oh oh tell me baby

Do ya know what I'm doin' we doin' the Humpty Hump

Oh oh tell me baby

Huh

Do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump

Oh yeah that's the break y'all let me hear a bit of that bass groove right here

Oh yeah, since I told ya a little bit about myself

Let me tell ya a little bit 'bout this dance

It's real easy to do so check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

Crazy wack funky people say ya look like

MC Hammer on crack Humpty

That's all right 'cos my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game this is my dance y'all

Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump

And when the dude a chump pump

Points a finger like a stump tell him step off

I'm doin' the Hump

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Everybody huh

Oh tell me baby

Do the Humpty Hump

Come on and do the Humpty Hump

Sexy lady

Oh oh oh tell me baby

Huh

Do the Humpty Hump

Oh oh oh oh tell me baby

Do ya know what I'm doin' we doin' the Humpty Hump

Oh oh oh

Yo huh

Do the Humpty Hump ah tell me baby

Check it out

Black people

Oh oh tell me baby

Do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump

Oh oh oh

Come on

White people tell me baby

Do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump

Oh oh oh oh tell me baby

Puerto Ricans

Do the Humpty Hump

Just keep on doin' the Hump

Samoans

Oh oh tell me baby

Do the Humpty Hump

Do and do the Humpty Hump

Oh yeah

Let's get stupid

Gimme the music

Ah

Do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump

Everybody do

Gimme, gimme the music the Humpty Hump

Huh

Do the Humpty Hump

Gimme the music

Do the Humpty Hump

Come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump

Gimme, gimme the music

Do ya know we're doin' we're doin' the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump

Hey hey ah yeah

Oh oh

Gotta break it down

Huh huh tell me baby

Oh oh

Yeah yeah sexy lady

Once again the underground tell me baby is in the house

I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world

Keep on doing the

Humpty Dance

And to all the ladies

Peace and Humptiness forever