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Doechii

Why don't you introduce yourself to the class

Okay

Hi

My name's Doechii with two i's

I feel anxious when I'm high

Teachers say I talk too much

Mama say I don't talk enough

In the dark I'm like a torch

From the hood

I hopped the porch

I don't bang or slang

On gang but my dada keep them thangs

Speak up

Speak up

Speak up

Speak

I get a little violent when

I play the game of tag

I get a little quiet when I think about the bag

I slob when I sleep and I wake up with a drag

I'm pullin' out my teeth so I wake up to the cash

This is who I am from the back to the front

I never had to pay for my schoolhouse lunch

My mama used stamps 'cos she need a little help but a nigga made do with the cards been dealt

I try to act smart 'cos I want a lot of friends

I never really went with the flow of the trends

I think I like girls but I think I like men

Doechii is a dick

I never fit in

Overly cocky

I'm hyper-ambitious

Me, me, me, me

Bitch I'm narcin-uh-ssistic

I am a Black girl who beat the statistics

Fuck the opinions and all the logistics ha ha

Wow hah

Wow

Well Doechii

Why don't you tell us what you do in your spare time

I'm all alone on the deep dark web

Me and my phone in this queen-size bed

I'm lookin' at my pillow

My pillow look back at me

My thumb is over the screen

The other is in my jeans

It took a second to soak

My fingers inside my throat

I paused and then I choked to think about it some more

Connection is movin' slow

My brightness is on that low

I'm reachin' for the remote then my mama bust through the door

Doechii

Doechii

You forgot to take the chicken out

You forgot to take the chicken out

Doechii

You forgot to take the chicken out

Somethin', somethin', somethin'

Somethin', somethin'

Somethin', somethin', somethin'

Somethin', somethin', somethin'

Somethin', somethin', somethin'

Somethin', somethin', somethin'

Somethin', somethin', somethin'

Somethin'

I fuck with Junie B.

Barbara was my idol

Had to wear my attitude to every dance recital

In my black Taylor Chucks

The ones that laced up to my thighs

Lisa Frank lipstick on my eyes

Weird girl activity

Black bitch nativity

Spy girl erotica

Bucket hat from Nautica

Clit throbbin', I start sobbin' watchin' Narnia

I been winnin' trophies since Fear Factor

I was earnin' medals the same rate you basic bitches learned how to use protractors

Foot been on their necks before chiropractor

But I gave all the game boys cooties

Most of y'all are the type of kids I'd hate

If I was the monster under your beds you'd be the kids I ate

If I was a man your mom fucked

I'd fuck her right in your face and take you and your siblings on a Domino's pizza date

Damn

Gen X baby goin' crazy with the cam

Back when I was rhymin' on my Green Eggs and Ham

Edited my pictures with the Microsoft filters

I was makin' Trillers way before they called 'em Trillers

Sixth grade

Every nigga pressured me to fuck

While y'all was givin' it up

I was servin' looks

Custom-made drip with the pastry couture

Sellin' Silly Bandz from my desk to my drawer

Singin' karaoke while my mom was at the store

Scared that she would walk in on me singin' Paramore

While y'all was stickin' house keys in motherfuckin' sockets

I was stuffin' all y'all lunch moneys in my pocket

Please stop it

I'm meant to blow up like the white things and soda rockets

Talkin' back to my teachers

I'm out of pocket

Got so much shit on my chest yo I need to drop it

Dribblin' inside my journal

Kiss my locket

Let the paper soak my tears up

Ultra Charmin

Ooh I need to let it out

I gotta let it out

Uninvited and I'm undercover

Undivided, undiscovered

Uninvited and I'm undercover

But I never liked 'em

Forever fuck 'em

Yeah

Wow hah

That was quite the introduction Doechii

Everybody give it up for Doechii

Give it up for Doechii

Okay we'll have to have a little talk after class okay