Karaoké Millionaire Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Before we begin

Thank you

Thank you, oh thank you

Thank you

Thank you

I'm not a bad person

I don't drink and I don't kill

I've got no evil habit and I probably never will

I don't sing like Elvis Presley

I can't dance like Fred Astaire

But there's one thing in my favor

Ha ha ha ha

I'm a millionaire

And I got more money than a horse has hairs 'cos my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers

But having all this money is gonna bring me down if you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around

I could get myself a nose job

I could diet for a year but I'll never be Robert Redford 'cos I'm much too fond of beer

Please don't misunderstand me

It's not love I'm trying to buy

It's just I got all this here money and I'm a pretty ugly guy

But I got more money than a horse has hairs 'cos my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers

But having all this money is gonna bring me down if you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around

I don't mind if you love me for my money

If you love me for whatever else

I've got

But 'cepted all this stuff

I'm alone in Fort Knox

I don't guess I'm doing all that hot

But I got more money than a horse has hairs 'cos my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers

But having all this money is gonna bring me down if you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around

Hey you

Come here baby

Stop crying

Put a quarter in the jukebox

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Money

Money

Money