Karaoké New Man Ed Sheeran

I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans

Goes to the gym at least six times a week

Wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet

And I heard he's on a new diet and watches what he eats

He's got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached owns every single ministry CD

Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means

But I heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me

But still I'm just keeping it real still looking

At your Instagram and I'll be creeping a little

I'll be trying not to double tap from way back

'Cos I know that's where the trouble's at

Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand

And when we sipped champagne out of cider cans

I guess if you were

Lois Lane I wasn't superman

Just a young boy trying to be loved

So let me give it to you

I don't wanna know

About your new man 'cos if it was meant to be

You wouldn't be calling me up trying to

'Cos I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

I don't wanna know about your new man we'll get there eventually

I know you're missing all this kind of love

But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

Your new man rents a house in the burb

And wears a man bag on his shoulder but I call it a purse

Every year he goes to

Malaga with all the fellas

Drinks beer but has a six pack I'm kind of jealous

He wears sunglasses indoors in winter at nighttime

And every time a rap song comes on

He makes a gun sign says chune boydem light up the room

But enough about him girl let's talk about you

You were the type of girl that sat beside the water reading

Eating a packet of crisps but you will never find you cheating

Now you're eating kale hitting the gym keeping up with Kylie and Kim

In the back of the club kissing a boy that ain't him

Okay you need to be alone and if you wanna talk about it you can call my phone

I just thought that I would tell you 'cos you oughta know

You're still a young girl trying to be loved

So let me give it to you

I don't wanna know

About your new man 'cos if it was meant to be

You wouldn't be calling me up trying to

'Cos I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

I don't wanna know about your new man we'll get there eventually

I know you're missing all this kind of love

But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

Baby I'm not trying to ruin your week but you act so differently

When you're with him

I know you're lonely

Please remember you're still free to make the choice and leave

Don't call me up you need to show me

I don't wanna know about your new man 'cos if it was meant to be

You wouldn't be calling me up trying to

'Cos I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

I don't wanna know about your new man we'll get there eventually

I know you're missing all this kind of love

But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me