Karaoké Chanukah Song #3 Eight Crazy Nights (film) (Adam Sandler & The Drei-Dels)

You stepped up for me Stone

I don't know if I could ever repay you

Well you can help me with my dream

You got a dream

What is it

To have someone wish me a happy Chanukah and feel as good as I used to when my dad would say it to me

Happy Chanukah Stone

Merry Christmas Whitey

You know Stone

If my imaginary wife and I ever have a son

I hope you consider him a brother

Thanks Whitey

And I'll pretend I never heard you say that

'Preciate it

Put on your yarmulke

It's time for Chanukah

Once again it's on-aka

The miracle of Chanukah

Give it up for the Drei-Dels everybody

Chanukah is the Festival of Lights

One day of presents

Hell no

We get eight crazy nights

Oh boy

But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you so here comes number three

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessin'

So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's

Debra Messing

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy

Maybe they shoulda called that show

Little Kosher House on the Prairie

We've got Jerry Lewis

Ben Stiller and Jack Black oh

Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back

Just kiddin' Tommy

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe but we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow

I'm Jewish

Hee

Put on your yarmulke

Oh my gosh

We got Schneider in here

Here comes Chanukah

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica

Celebrates Chanukah

Oh good job Schneider

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Alright now

Osama Bin Laden

Not a big fan of the Jews

Well maybe that's because he lost a figure-skatin' match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes

Her mama's Jewish

Houdini and David Blaine escape straitjackets with such precision

But the one thing they could not get out of

Their painful circumcision

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner

Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too and I'd like to put some more in her

Wooh

There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell

Beck and Paula Abdul

Joey Ramone invented punk rock music but first came Hebrew school

Hey Natalie Portman-ukah

It's time to celebrate Chanukah

I hope I get an abtronika on this joyful, toyful Chanukah

So get a high colonika and soil your long John-ukahs

If you really really wanna-ka

Have a happy, happy, happy

Happy, happy, happy

Happy, happy, happy

Happy, happy, happy

Happy Chanukah