Karaoké The Diary of Horace Wimp Electric Light Orchestra

Monday

Late again today

He'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry

He'd have to hurry out to the bus

Tuesday

Horace was so sad

He'd never had a girl that he could care for

And if he was late once more he'd be out uh-oh

Don't be afraid just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin' then a voice from above

Said Horace Wimp this is your life go out and find yourself a wife

Come on, make a stand and be a man and you will have a great life planned

You can do it

Come on, Horace

Wednesday

Horace met a girl

She was small and she was very pretty

He thought he was in love he was afraid uh-oh

Thursday

Asked her for a date

The café down the street tomorrow evening

His head was reeling when she said yes

"Okay"

Don't be afraid just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin' then a voice from above

Said Horace Wimp this is your life go out and find yourself a wife

Come on, make a stand and be a man and you will have a great life planned

You can do it

Come on, Horace

Friday

Horace, this is it

He asks the girl if maybe they could marry

When she says "gladly"

Horace cries boo hoo

Sunday

Everybody's at the church

When Horace rushes in and says

Now here comes my wife

For the rest of my life

And she did

Don't be afraid just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin' then a voice from above

Said Horace Wimp this is your wife go out and find yourself a life

Come on, make a stand and be a man and you will have a great life planned

Horace Wimp

Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace

Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace

Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace

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Wednesday, Thursday

Friday, Sunday

Monday, Tuesday

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Friday, Sunday

Monday, Tuesday

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Friday, Sunday

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Friday, Sunday