Karaoké Never Fall in Love (with an Elf) Elf (musical)

He's several hours late

The skyline's growing dim

While others deck the halls you dream of decking him

My choice in men has always been pathetic

I suppose

The guy who stole my credit cards

The guy who tried on my clothes

And so a row of self-help books line my bedroom shelf

Well there's one rule those books forgot

You never fall in love with an elf

His endless talk of

Christmastown will test your every nerve

Still he's kinda cute

I guess

Well if you grade on a curve

And though you vowed you'd never sing

Just look at yourself

You're halfway through a

Christmas song called

"Never Fall in Love with an Elf"

The holidays will seem bittersweet while you're alone in bed

But how can one girl ever compete with a magic fat guy in a flying sled

Go ask a hundred single girls from here to Philadelphia

They'll say it's clear as day

You're in for sleepless nights

If you date a guy who has a thing for tights

Oh, never fall in love

Never fall in love

Never fall in love with an elf

It's as clear as a jingle bell

If you are single well don't fall in love with an elf