Karaoké Makin' Whoopee Ella Fitzgerald

Everytime I hear that marchin Lohengrin

I am always on the outside lookin' in

Maybe that is why

I see the funny side

When I see somebody's brother take a bride

Weddings make a lot of people sad

But if you're not the one their not so bad

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason for makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous he answers twice

It's really killin' that he's so willin' to make whoopee

Picture a little love nest down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washin dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks thats what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear? well can't you guess?

She feels neglected and he's suspected of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone her he doesn't write

He says he's busy but she says is he? he's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny says you'll pay six to her

He says now judge suppose I fail?

The judge says budge right into jail

You'd better keep her

I think it's cheaper

Than makin' W-H-O-O-P-E-E whoopee