Karaoké Ass Like That Eminem

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams

I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer

Police saying freeze

D-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, freeze

Please, I'm a human being

I have needs

I'm not done not 'till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest

I am agreeing

Mister Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes, I make R and B

I sing song, it go ring-a-chong a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

If I offend, I'm sorry please, please, forgive

For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog

I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything

I say and you will love it

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh, so tempting

Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that

Every time I see the show on MTV my pee-pee goes

D-doing, doing, doing

Mary, Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they getting older they're starting to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying freeze

D-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, freeze

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please

I did not even get to see

Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene

And don't treat me like I'm

Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG

Mister Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent cop a plea, and be free

Free, yes, free right back on the streets

What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cos there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out, you bozo

I need a new boyfriend

Hi, my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze

D-doing, doing, doing

What do you mean, freeze

My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch

I just bake cookies

Mister Officer, lookie take a whiff of this

Here, I make Jesus juice take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me no, not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee

Pee, on the radio but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast

I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper everybody get out

I am not Triumph

I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani will you pee-pee on me, please

I ain't never seen an ass like that

'Cos the way you move it you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing