Karaoké Brand New Dance Eminem

Get up everybody on the dance floor come on

That means you too

Chris ahah

Well, it's Friday night no date for the prom just got caught jackin' off by your mom

Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm

Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb

But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit room lookin' like a tornado hit it

Try to explain, your parents they don't get it time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm

Let it roll, if you ready we gon' start the show everybody in the world all across the globe

You can feel it in your head down to your toes dance until you're wheelchair-bound, here we go

Yeah, horseback little do-si-do little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo

Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this, come on

Everybody join together everywhere you see people laughing and

On the count of three everybody do one, two, three follow me

Superman, Batman

Spider-Man slipped, fell landed in a garbage can

Shit, hell, damn it

I can hardly stand but I get it crackin' like no one in the party can

Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand-new dance all I need is a stretcher and an ambulance

Now stand back, kids don't try this at home chi-boom, kick-boom oh, ah, oh

It's a brand-new craze and it's sweepin' the nation anything else is a cheap imitation

Just make sure that you videotape it you can only do it once but the people go apeshit

It's a crowd favorite a party pleaser it's better than the shake of the grand mal seizure

So next time that you see grandma, tease her and roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up

Everybody join together everywhere you see people laughing and

On the count of three everybody do one, two, three follow me, uh

If your arms, legs, feet and your hands are numb you've fallen and you can't get up

It's a brand-new dance this is my Chris anthem givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums

Imma have everybody jumpin' to this

Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists

With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist a little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc

You just pull up a chair and grab a seat and clap your hands and stomp your feet

Or stomp your hands and clap your feet flop around 'till you lookin' like a slab of meat

You put your left foot back your right in front tip your head back let it touch your butt

'Till you feel a little pop like what the fuck motherfuck, fuck a duck what the fuck, I'm stuck

So, party people are you with me, what's the deal if you real grab your chair up by the wheel

If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel windmillin' on a million bana na peels, come on

Everybody join together everywhere you see people laughing and

On the count of three everybody do one, two, three follow me, uh