Karaoké Criminal Eminem

A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin' questions a lot of people think that

What I say on record or what I talk about on a record

That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it

Or if I say that

I wanna kill somebody that

I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it

Well shit if you believe that then I'll kill you

You know why 'cos I'm a criminal

Criminal you god damn right

I'm a criminal

Yeah I'm a criminal

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez

Or the homosex hermaph or a transavest

Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes

Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic

Starin' at my jeans watchin' my genitals bulgin'

That's my motherfuckin' balls you'd better let go of em

They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of em

Hey it's me Versace whoops somebody shot me

An' I was just checkin' the mail get it checkin' the 'male'

How many records you expectin' to sell

After your second LP sends you directly to jail

C'mon relax guy I like gay men right Ken give me an amen

Please Lord this boy needs Jesus heal

This child help us destroy these demons

Oh and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cos

I watch TV and Comcast cable

And you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

And you can't stop me from droppin' each March

With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards duh

And to think it's just little ol' me

Mister don't give a fuck still won't leave

I'm a criminal

'Cos every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell 'em what's on my mind I guess I'm a

Criminal

But I don't gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal

'Cos every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell 'em what's on my mind I guess I'm a

Criminal

But I don't gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take shit from no one

My mother did drugs hard liquor cigarettes and speed

The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby 'cos that baby was me

I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed

But how the fuck you suposed to

Grow up when you weren't raised

So as I got older and

I got a lot taller

My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker

Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word

My morals went when the president got oral sex

In his Oval office on top of his desk off of his own employee

Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me you can't miss me

I'm white blonde haired and my nose is pointy

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane

Crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him

Slim shady I'm as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined

Replacin' the doctor 'cos Dre couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather so I'm takin' his place

Oh that's Dre with an

AK to his face don't make me

Kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

I told you Dre you should've kept that thang put away

I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh

I'm a criminal

Aight look uh hu, just go up in that motherfucker get the

Motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there

I'll be right here waiting on you yo Em what don't kill nobody this time

How you doin', yeah I need to make a withdrawl

Put the fucking money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you

I'm not gonna kill you bitch quit looking around

I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you hurry the fuck up

Thank you windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it

So I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it

I'll hide for five minutes come back shoot the eyewitness

Then fire at the private eye hired to pry into my business

Die bitches, bastards brats pets

This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts

Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough

To say the stuff I say so this tape is shut

Shit half the shit I say

I just make it up

To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask

I'm a criminal

'Cos every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a

Criminal

But I don't gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take shit from no one

Criminal

'Cos every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell 'em what's on my mind I guess I'm a

Criminal

But I don't gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take shit from no one

Criminal

'Cos every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell 'em what's on my mind I guess I'm a

Criminal

But I don't gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take shit from no one

Criminal

'Cos every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

To tell 'em what's on my mind I guess I'm a

Criminal

But I don't gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take shit from no one

Criminal