Karaoké Habits Eminem & White Gold

Been waitin' a long time for this shit

Long time no see thought you got rid

Of my ass, huh alright

Here's what we're gonna do you take this

Or I put a bullet between your fucking eyes

Here then we'll split it

Half an Ativan

I'm drivin' straight at a van

In a black sedan fast as I can

In Pakistan gettin' chased by a pack of Stans

You know how I roll, bitch

I'm an avalanche

This my shit

I'm gonna spit it

How I wanna spit it whoever gets offended

Suck a dick and fuck a critic

'Bout to get retarded on this motherfuckin' shidit

You can't say retarded shut up, midget

And we've been tryna break the habit of sayin'

Any R-words but I'm still an addict

So it's getting harder been callin'

Bitches hoes since a kindergartner

This is Jimmy Carter now I'm kitty-cornered

Sittin' in PC court with a shitty lawyer

Like damn

You got an addiction man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cos you know that

I'm prescription, man

Goddamn

I miss you, Slim

You got an addiction man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cos you know that

I'm prescription, man

Next time

Yeah

I'll be in your vein was just a kid from Detroit

Who knew how to destroy the booth

And had a point to prove and I'm as

Venomous, still I poison youth sentences

I'm pennin' are just to toy with you

Which is a joy to do slim is just

A lyricist here to voice his true sentiments

Got the women pissed and it seems

Like men are just off growing a huge clitoris

Yeah, I probably annoyed a few feminists

I reminisce on them blowing a fuse over my points of views

Still I'm devoid of two shits to give

My thinkin' is primitive but when it comes to givin' it

To anybody boy, is Bruce generous

And I'm 'bout as much of a boy as Bruce Jenner is

'Cos I'm not a boy, I'm a man bitch, man-bitch

My speech is free as his choice to choose gender is

This shit is like opioid abuse isn't it

You got an addiction man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cos you know that

I'm prescription, man

Goddamn

I miss you, Slim

You got an addiction man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cos you know that

I'm prescription, man

Next time

I'll be in your vein

There's times when I lay down

To sleep I argue with myself am I the only one

Who thinks this way do I need help

Just a little bit no, a lot of it

I really, really gotta quit something's wrong with me

My God old habits die hard

Look at you what's the matter

With you people you're sad

That people are mean well, I'm sorry, the world

Isn't one big liberal arts college campus

Fuck you you're all pricks

Mom shaming dad shaming, yeah

Fat-shaming man-splaining, blah

Crybabies attack Shady, wah

Mad 'cos they can't tame me

Here come the censors like the Avengers

And they assemble like Prince and then turn

A word like ginger into the N-word

All these pronouns

I can't remember

They or them, theirs his or him, hers

Into them girls who bought tits to get attention

Then get hit on by ugly men who are

Not in your league so you pretend you're a victim

And me-too 'em, outraged how fake

Nowadays, some gals they just clout-chase

Look at me with sour grapes and your brow raised

Bitch, you ain't about head about face

Little white, middle-age upper-middle-class

With a glass of wine and your cigarette

Bitch, get off the internet you ain't even fed

Your kids dinner yet parental discretion

Mental aggression my head's a Smith & Wesson

You're messin' with a lethal weapon

Like an evil stepdad

I got an infrared like the ginger

Stepkid who pissed the bed

I do this shit in jest and

It's just a-messin' up with your head

And if men wanna wear lipstick and women's underwear

Who cares their shit is their business

Now bear witness beware, bitches

The Blair Witch on you scared bitches

I'm surreptitious on square business

Just attacked my therapist with a pair of scissors

Like Merry Christmas dressed as a Hare Krishna

Terrorist with a hair-trigger but with these buttons

I'm always pushing pain I'm always inflicting

Protestors outside the Shady offices livid

It'll make you think that you had the game on lock

'Till they pick it only way for me to explain

It is I'm conflicted walkin' on eggshells

Like if I take it too far is this it

Part of me gets it and wants to say

I'm sorry and fix it so all my statements

Are basically contradictive like using the F-word for gay

Is wrong and offensive and insensitive as if me sayin'

The R-word isn't wait a minute, which R-word

Rape or retarded, midget would this rhyme be okay

If South Park had did it would it make you less angry

If Cartman spit it as far as what I just stated

Regarding midgets you'll probably think

I'll just say that I'm playin'

I'm not, I meant it

Swear to God I see one of them little fuckers come at me

I'll pick it up by its legs and drop it and kick it

Marshall, you're wicked face it, you are addicted

But they gon' do me the same as DaBaby with all of this shit

Chappelle and Colin they're callin'

Shady misogynistic while raisin' three daughters

Two graduated from college with honors

Summa cum laude my sense of humor

Is probably twisted it's painfully obvious that

You got an addiction man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cos you know that

I'm prescription, man

Goddamn

I miss you, Slim

Hey, you got an addiction man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cos you know that

I'm prescription, man

Next time

I'll be in your vein

Ah

I'm just playin', little people

You know I love you