Karaoké Kill You Eminem

When I was just a little baby boy

My momma used to tell me these crazy things

She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man

She used to tell me he hated me

But then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one

But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change it 'cos that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more

They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more

Slut

You think I won't choke no whore 'till them vocal cords don't work in her throat no more

These motherfuckers are thinkin' I'm playin'

Thinkin' I'm sayin' this shit 'cos

I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it

Put your hands down bitch

I ain't gon' shoot you

Imma pull you to this bullet and put it through you

Shut up slut

You're causin' too much chaos

Just bend over and take it like a slut

Okay Ma

Oh now he's rapin' his own mother

Abusin' a whore

Snortin' coke

And we gave him the Rollin' Stone cover

You're goddamn right bitch and now it's too late

I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states

I invented violence

You vile venomous volatile vicious vain Vicodin

Vrin vrin vrin

Texas Chainsaw

Left his brains all danglin' from his neck while his head barely hangs on

Blood, guts, guns, cuts

Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

Bitch Imma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither

You ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch Imma kill you

You ain't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin'

I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

Imma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too

You ain't nothin' but a girl to me

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

'Cos Shady will fuckin' kill you

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

'Cos Shady will fuckin' kill you

Bitch Imma kill you

Like a murder weapon

Imma conceal you

In a closet with mildew

Sheets, pillows and film you

Fuck with me

I been through Hell

Shut the hell up

I'm tryna develop these pictures of the devil to sell 'em

I ain't acid rap but I rap on acid

Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strapon added

Whoops is that a subliminal hint

No just criminal intent to sodomize women again

Eminem offend

No Eminem'll insult

And if you ever give in to him you give him an impulse

To do it again then if he does it again you'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the tenth

Bitch Imma kill you

I ain't done, this ain't the chorus

I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman

Serial killer hidin' murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo

Here we go again

We're out of our medicine

Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in

Or Imma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither

You ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch Imma kill you

You ain't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin'

I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

Imma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too

You ain't nothin' but a girl to me

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

'Cos Shady will fuckin' kill you

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

'Cos Shady will fuckin' kill you

Ah ha

Know why I say these things

'Cos ladies' screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams

And the way things seem

I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks

These eighty G's a week to say the same things tweece

Twice

Whatever I hate these things

Fuck shots

I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks

Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows just to argue with 'em 'cos their ratings stink

Fuck that

I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer

From fat bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her

From principal to the student body and counselor

From in-school to before school to outta school

I don't even believe in breathin'

I'm leavin' air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it

Okay I'm ready to go play

I got the machete from O.J.

I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache

You faggots keep eggin' me on 'til I have you at knife-point then you beg me to stop

Shut up

Give me your hands and feet

I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you

You hear me, answer me

Or Imma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither

You ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch Imma kill you

You don't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin'

I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

Imma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too

You ain't nothin' but a girl to me

Bitch Imma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with Shady

'Cos Shady will fuckin' kill you

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady

'Cos Shady will fuckin' kill you

Ah ha ha ha hhh

I'm just playin' ladies

You know I love you