Karaoké My Dad's Gone Crazy Eminem & Hailie Jade

Daddy, what're you doing

Ha ha ha

OK then

OK then

Everybody, listen up

Everybody, listen up

I'm going to Hell who's comin' with me

Somebody, please help him

Uh, I think my daddy's gone crazy

There's no mountain I can't climb

There's no tower too high

No plane that I can't learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to

Eeh

Fuckin' brain's brawn and brass balls

I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall

I'm out the closet

I been lying my ass off

All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off

So tell Laura and her husband to back off before I push this motherfucking button and blast off

And launch one at these

Russians, and that's all

Blow every fucking thing except

Afghanistan on the map, off

When will it stop

When will I knock the crap off

Hailie, tell 'em baby

My dad's lost it

There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it

I think my dad gone crazy

A little help from Hailie

Jade won't you tell 'em baby

I think my dad gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad gone crazy

It's like my mother always told me

Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddammit

You little motherfucker if you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'

Fuck that shit, bitch eat a motherfuckin' dick

Chew on a prick and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch eat pussy and have pussy-lips glued to my face

With a clit-ring in my nose than quit bringing my flows

Quit giving me my ammo

Can't you see why I'm so mean

If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O

I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe

Man I don't know no more

Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more

Dad

There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it

I think my dad gone crazy

A little help from Hailie

Jade won't you tell 'em baby

I think my dad gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad gone crazy

My songs can make you cry take you by surprise

At the same time can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

See what you're seeing is a genius at work which to me isn't work

So it's easy to misinterpret it at first 'cos when I speak it's tongue in cheek

I'd yank my fucking teeth before

I'd ever bite my tongue

I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as

Bump N' Grind comes on

More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade

Standin' on Ronnie's grave screaming at the sky 'till clouds gather it's Clyde

Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And that's pretty much the gist of it

Parents are pissed but the kids love it

Nine millimeter, heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it

I think my dad gone crazy

A little help from Hailie

Jade won't you tell 'em baby

I think my dad gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad gone crazy

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You're funny daddy