Karaoké My Name Is Eminem

Hi!

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is what?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is what?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi kids

Do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails

Through each one of my eyelids?

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is

My brain's dead weight

I'm tryin' to get

My head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl

I wanna impregnate

And Doctor Dre said

Slim Shady you a basehead uh-uh

So why's your face red?

Man, you wasted!

Well since age twelve

I've felt like I'm someone else

'Cos I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped

Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard

I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

Come here, slut

Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog

I don't give a fuck

God sent me to piss the world off

Hi!

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is what?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is what?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high

The only problem was my English teacher was a guy

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial killin' pedestrians rapin' lesbians while they're screaming

Ninety nine percent of my life

I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

So I signed it, dear Dave thanks for the support asshole

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away

Doctor Dre don't just stand there operate

I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin' or goin'

I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk

I'll fuck anything that walks

When I was little

I used to get so hungry

I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got no tits

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

And I'm steamin' mad and by the way when you see my dad

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi!

My name is what?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is what?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is who?

My name is huh?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is huh?

My name is who?

My name is

Tuk-uh-tuk-uh Slim Shady