Karaoké Role Model Eminem

Okay

I'm goin' to attempt to drown myself

You can try this at home

You can be just like me

Mic check one two

We recordin'

I'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this

If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

I'll strangle you to death then I'll choke you again and break your fuckin' legs 'till your bones poke through your skin

You beef with me

Imma even the score equally

Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally

I get too blunted off of funny home grown 'cos when I smoke out

I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

So if I said I never did drugs that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does

Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet

My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge

Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads

Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'

Follow me and do exactly what the song says

Smoke weed, take pills

Drop outta school

Kill people and drink

Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal so I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill

Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill

'Cos I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill

But I don't get pissed

Y'all don't even see through the mist

How the fuck can I be white

I don't even exist

I get a clean shave, bathe

Go to a rave

Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

My middle finger won't go down

How do I wave

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave

Now follow me and do exactly what you see

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I slap women and eat shrooms then OD

Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole when we heard a knock at the door

Must've been Ron Gold

Jumped behind the door

Put the orgy on hold

Killed them both then smeared blood on the white Bronco

My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk

I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt

I'm not a player

Just a ill rhyme sayer that'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer

My rap style's warped

I'm runnin' out the morgue with your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch

Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on and beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits

A premature birth that was four minutes late

Mother are you there

I love you

I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel

Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain

I take a breather and sigh

Either I'm high or I'm nuts 'cos if you ain't tiltin' this room neither am I

So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass then it probably is obvious

I got it on with her

'Cos when I drop this solo shit it's over with

I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I've been with ten women who got HIV

Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me

I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree

You probably wanna grow up to be just like me