Karaoké Stan Eminem & Dido

My tea's gone cold

I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all

The mornin' rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it's not so bad

It's not so bad

My tea's gone cold

I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all

The mornin' rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it's not so bad

It's not so bad

Dear Slim

I wrote you but you still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn

You must not have got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways, fuck it

What's been up man

How's your daughter

My girlfriend's pregnant too

I'm 'bout to be a father

If I have a daughter guess what Imma call her

Imma name her Bonnie

I read about your uncle

Ronnie too, I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground shit that you did with Scam

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the shit you did with Ruckus too

That shit was phat

Anyways

I hope you get this man

Hit me back just to chat

Truly yours

Your biggest fan

This is Stan

My tea's gone cold

I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all

The mornin' rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it's not so bad

It's not so bad

Dear Slim

You still ain't called or wrote

I hope you have the chance

I ain't mad

I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the concert you didn't have to

But you could've signed an autograph for Matthew

That's my little brother man

He's only six years old

We waited in the blisterin' cold for you for four hours and you just said No

That's pretty shitty man

You're like his fuckin' idol

He wants to be just like you man

He likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though

I just don't like bein' lied to

Remember when we met in Denver

You said if I'd write you you would write back

See I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither

He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs

So when I have a shitty day

I drift away and put 'em on

'Cos I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline

The pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real and I respect you 'cos you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous 'cos I talk about you twenty-four seven

But she don't know you like

I know you Slim

No one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up

You gotta call me man

I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours

Stan

P.S.

We should be together too

My tea's gone cold

I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all

The mornin' rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it's not so bad

It's not so bad

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans

This'll be the last package

I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word

I don't deserve it

I know you got my last two letters

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette

I'm sendin' you

I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now

I'm doin' ninety on the freeway

Hey Slim

I drank a fifth of vodka

You dare me to drive

You know the song by Phil Collins

In the Air of the Night

About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drownin'

But didn't

Then Phil saw it all

Then at a show he found him

That's kinda how this is

You could've rescued me from drownin'

Now it's too late

I'm on a thousand downers now

I'm drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

I loved you Slim

We could've been together

Think about it

You ruined it now

I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream

I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it

I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me

See Slim

Shut up bitch

I'm tryin' to talk

Hey Slim

That's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk

But I didn't slit her throat

I just tied her up

See I ain't like you

'Cos if she suffocates she'll suffer more and then she'll die too

Well gotta go

I'm almost at the bridge now

Oh shit I forgot

How am I supposed to send this shit out

My tea's gone cold

I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all

The mornin' rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it's not so bad

It's not so bad

Dear Stan

I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

You said your girlfriend's pregnant now

How far along is she

Look

I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that

And here's an autograph for your brother

I wrote it on a Starter cap

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show

I must've missed you

Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you

But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too

I say that shit just clownin'

Dawg come on

How fucked up is you

You got some issues Stan

I think you need some counselin'

To help your ass from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some

And what's this shit about us meant to be together

That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better

I hope you get to read this letter

I just hope it reaches you in time

Before you hurt yourself

I think that you'll be doin' just fine if you relax a little

I'm glad I inspire you but Stan

Why are you so mad

Try to understand that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

And had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was pregnant with his kid

And in the car they found a tape but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about it

His name was

It was you

Damn