Karaoké The Monster Eminem & Rihanna

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy yeah you think I'm crazy

I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek

Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey

Wanted to receive attention for my music

Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me

For wanting my cake and eat it too and want it both ways

Fame made me a balloon 'cos my ego inflated when I blew see

But it was confusing 'cos all I wanted to do's be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf abused ink, used it as a tool

When I blew steam

Ooh, hit the lottery ooh-wee

But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet

It's like winning a used mink ironic 'cos I think getting so huge I need a shrink

I'm beginning to lose sleep

One sheep, two sheep going coo-coo and kooky as Kool Keith

But I'm actually weirder than you think

I'm friends with the monster 'cos I'm that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy yeah you think I'm crazy

Well that's nothing oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Well that's nothing oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

Now I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment

And don't squander it 'cos you never know when it all could be over tomorrow so I keep conjuring

Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from

Yeah pondering'll do you wonders no wonder

You're losing your mind the way it wanders

Oh oh oh oh yodel-odel-ay-hee-ooh

I think it went wandering off down yonder

And stumbled onto

Jeff Van Vonderen

'Cos I need an interventionist to intervene between me and this monster

And save me from myself and all this conflict

'Cos the very thing that I love's killing me

And I can't conquer it my OCD's conking me in the head keep knockin'

Nobody's home

I'm sleepwalkin'

I'm just relaying what the voice in my head is saying

Don't shoot the messenger

I'm just friends with the

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy yeah you think I'm crazy

Well that's nothing oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Well that's nothing oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

Call me crazy but I have this vision

One day that I'll walk amongst you a regular civilian

But until then drums get killed and I'm coming straight at MCs blood gets spilled and I'll take it back

To the days that

I'd get on a Dre track

Give every kid who got played that

Pumped up feelin' and shit to say back to the kids who played him

I ain't here to save the fucking children

But if one kid out of a hundred million

Who are going through a struggle feels it and relates that's great it's payback Russell Wilson

Falling way back in the draft turn nothing into something

Still can make that straw into gold chump I will spin

Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack maybe I need a straight jacket face facts

I am nuts for real

But I'm okay with that it's nothing I'm still

I'm friends with the monster friends with the that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me stop holdin' your breath

And you think I'm crazy yeah you think I'm crazy

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with

Get along with the voices voices side my head inside of my head

Don't try to

You're trying to save me save me stop your breath stop holdin' your breath

You think I'm

And you think I'm crazy yeah you think I'm crazy

Well that's nothing oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Well that's nothing oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh