Karaoké The Way I Am Eminem

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag

Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be

The most meanest MC on this on this Earth 'cos since birth

I've been cursed with this curse to just curse

And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works

And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve

All this tension dispensing these sentences getting this

Stress that's been eating me recently off of this chest

And I rest again peacefully but at least have the decency in you

To leave me alone when you freaks see me out

In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter

Do not come and speak to me

I don't know you and no

I don't owe you a motherfucking thing and

I'm not mister N'Sync I'm not what your friends think

I'm not mister friendly I can be a prick

If you tempt me my tank is on empty

No patience is in me and if you offend me

I'm lifting you ten feet in the air

I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you

Go call you a lawyer file you a lawsuit

I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe

I'm tired of all you

I don't mean to

Be mean but that's all I can be is just me

And I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

In the paper the news everyday I am radio won't even play my jam

'Cos I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

In the paper the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

Sometimes I just feel like my father I hate to be bothered

With all of this nonsense it's constant

And oh it's his lyrical content the song Guilty Conscience has gotten such rotten responses

And all of this controversy circles me

And it seems like the media immediately

Points a finger at me so I point one back at 'em but not the index or pinkie

Or the ring or the thumb it's the one you put up

When you don't give a fuck when you won't just put up

With the bullshit they pull 'cos they full of shit too

When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school

And they blame it on

Marilyn and the heroin

Where were the parents at? and look where it's at

Middle America now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see an upper class city

Having this happening then attack Eminem 'cos

I rap this way but I'm glad 'cos

They feed me the fuel that I need for the fire

To burn and it's burning and I have returned

And I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

In the paper the news everyday I am radio won't even play my jam

'Cos I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

In the paper the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

I'm so sick and tired of being admired

That I wish that I would just die or get fired

And dropped from my label let's stop with the fables

I'm not gon' be able to top on My Name Is

And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation

That got me rotation at rock n' roll stations

And I just do not got the patience

To deal with these cocky Caucasians who think

I'm some wigger who just tries to be black 'cos I talk

With an accent and grab on my balls so they

Always keep asking the same fucking questions

What school did I go to what hood I grew up in?

The why the who what when the where and the how

'Till I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearing it out

'Cos they driving me crazy

I can't take it

I'm racing I'm pacing I stand and I sit

And I'm thankful for every fan that I get

But I can't take a shit in the bathroom

Without someone standing by it

No I won't sign your autograph you can call me an asshole I'm glad

'Cos I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

In the paper the news everyday I am radio won't even play my jam

'Cos I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

In the paper the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am