Karaoké Who Knew Eminem

Mic check one two

Who would-a knew

Who'd-a known

Fuck what a story

Motherfucker comes out

Sells a couple of million records

And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling

I don't do black music

I don't do white music

I make fight music for high school kids

Put lives at risk when

I drive like this

I put wives at risk with a knife like this

Shit you probably think

I'm in your tape deck now

I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out

Ducked the fuck way down waitin' to straight jump out

Put it over your mouth and grab you by the face

What now

Oh you want me to watch my mouth

How

Take my fuckin' eyeballs out and turn 'em around

I'll burn your fuckin' house down, circle around and hit the hydrant so you can't put your burning furniture out

I'm sorry there must be a mix-up

You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked

Fuck that, take drugs

Rape sluts

Make fun of gay clubs

Men who wear make-up

Get aware, wake up

Get a sense of humor

Quit tryin' to censor music

This is for your kid's amusement

But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace

You should have been watchin' him

Apparently you ain't parents

'Cos I never knew I

Knew I would get this big

I never knew I

Knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

I never knew I

Knew I would get this big

I never knew I

Knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

So who's bringin' the guns in this country

I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London

And last week I seen a

Schwarzenegger movie where he's shootin' all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi

I see these three little kids up in the front row

Screamin' "Go" with their seventeen year-old Uncle

I'm like guidance

Ain't they got the same moms and dads who got mad when

I asked if they liked violence

And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear

What about the make-up you allow your twelve year-old daughter to wear

So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words when his bus driver's screamin' at him

Fuckin' him up worse

And fuck was the first word

I ever learned

Up in the third grade

Flippin' the gym teacher the bird

So read up 'bout how

I used to get beat up

Peed on, be on free lunch and change school every three months

My life's like kinda what my wife's like

Fucked up after I beat her fuckin' ass every night

Ike

So how much easier would life be if nineteen million motherfuckers grew to be just like me

'Cos I never knew I

Knew I would get this big

I never knew I

Knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

I never knew I

Knew I would get this big

I never knew I

Knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

I never knew I, knew I

Have a new house or a new car

A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are

I don't got that bad of a mouth do I

Fuck shit ass bitch cunt shooby-de-doo-wap

Skibbidy-be-bop

Uh Christopher Reeves

Sonny Bono skis horses and hittin' some trees

How many retards'll listen to me

And run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at a teacher

Her, him

Is it you is it them

Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again

Damn

How much damage can you do with a pen

Man I'm just as fucked up as you would have been

If you would have been in my shoes who would have thought

Slim Shady would be somethin' that you would have bought

That would have made you get a gun and shoot at a cop

I just said it

I ain't know if you'd do it or not

'Cos I never knew I

Knew I would get this big

I never knew I

Knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

I never knew I

Knew I would get this big

I never knew I

Knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrists

I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch

How the fuck was I supposed to know